10. Temple recommend is also good for a free footlong at Subway.
9. Close every talk with “USA! USA! USA!”
8. Rename Saturday church cleaning “Pimp My Chapel.”
7. Add sprinkles. Everything’s better with sprinkles!
6. Goodbye conference, hello Apostle-palooza!
5. Change missionary title from “Elder” to “Dude.”
4. Republish Book of Mormon as the next installment of the Twilight series.
3. Canonize “Happyslapped by a Jellyfish.”
2. Free iPhone with every baptism.
1. New Name: The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints–Extreme Edition
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Oh my God; this had me rolling! Especially the first five!
I thought the FLDS were the extreme edition . . .
Can’t. Breath.
🙂
speaking of jellyfish, KP is now writing his own blog to promote his new book:
http://www.karlpilkington.com/blog/
I accually like a few of these ideas. Most are far over the top, but 10, 8, 6, and 5 are intresting ideas of ways to adapt to the younger crowd… if that is what the LDS Church ment to do of course.
Dude… 🙂
Could you see a talk starting with, “Yo, What-up. My shout out today is supossed ta’be ’bout…”